MOST OF THE TIME HIS EYES ARE FINE, BUT HE HAS TROUBLE SEEING DISHES IN THE SINK, DUST ON THE FURNITURE, AND LAUNDRY THAT ...《看全文》

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dres ...《看全文》

Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advise ...《看全文》

Why GOD gave you only one heart? God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see, but ...《看全文》

有位修女養了一隻母鸚鵡，可是這隻鸚鵡無論見到誰都只會說： 「來呀！要不要爽一下？」修女覺得很沒面子。[:|] 她看到隔壁神父養了一隻公鸚鵡，那鸚鵡整天在籠子裡禱告。 修女覺得神父調教鸚鵡很有一套。 就到神父家說：「看呀！你的鸚鵡多麼乖巧 ...《看全文》

This is the perfect watch for mothers. Every day is 36 hours! 對母親來說這是支完美的手錶。[:))] 每天有36小時！[8-}] ...《看全文》