As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
“ What are you thinking? ”
She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman doesn’t want to watch the game,
she doesn’t sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera,
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think
they can get away with it.
Women over 40 are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.
They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.