Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "She must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? "
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It s very kind of you, darling, But I don t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that s because we aren t married yet.
Wife to husband: " What s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs."