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篇名: 好友寄來的笑話挺冷的ˊˋ
作者: Alfie 日期: 2008.05.16  天氣:  心情:
Hi all read it carefully
True Horror, which took place last month
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him.
- When he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.
He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.
There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking ......

Avnit says: ...and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa
Points and says 'Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our
Car when we were pushing it.'

還以為是遇到殺人魔或者惡靈之類的~看完原來外國人也挺搞冷的ˊˋ..去~
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時間:2008-05-20 14:30
她, 35歲,桃園市,經商
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作者回覆說[2008-05-21 18:11]:

>"<...等我有時間在幫你們翻翻ˊˋ

 
時間:2008-05-19 15:41
她, 40歲,花蓮縣,其他
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作者回覆說[2008-05-19 16:34]:

是笑話啊~不過是冷笑話~ = =因為那個人一直被推著走~她以為是幽靈車~結果被村民幹譙啊...>"<

 
時間:2008-05-19 12:16
她, 99歲,亞洲其他,學生
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作者回覆說[2008-05-19 12:23]:

>"<...

 
時間:2008-05-18 21:29
她, 99歲,亞洲其他,學生
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作者回覆說[2008-05-19 02:02]:

撲...真的吼~等你唷

 
時間:2008-05-17 04:03
她, 36歲,中南美洲,軍警
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作者回覆說[2008-05-18 15:32]:

....>"< 看不懂還會冷啊..

 
時間:2008-05-17 02:04
她, 40歲,高雄市,政府機關
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作者回覆說[2008-05-18 15:33]:

...有這麼誇張嗎ˋˊ

 
時間:2008-05-17 01:00
她, 99歲,亞洲其他,學生
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作者回覆說[2008-05-18 15:33]:

不會啦...其實還挺簡單的~訓練一下自己的英文能力吧ˋˊ

 
時間:2008-05-16 22:48
她, 99歲,亞洲其他,學生
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作者回覆說[2008-05-17 00:37]:

被雷劈到~有這麼誇張嗎ˊˋ

 
時間:2008-05-16 21:26
她, 40歲,台南市,服務
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作者回覆說[2008-05-17 00:36]:

我自己也看不太懂~哈~~~~

 
時間:2008-05-16 21:05
她, 44歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2008-05-17 00:36]:

...拍謝啦...



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