> 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
> Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
> absolutely cannot mess with
>
>
> 原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
> The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
> on the Chinese with the following results:
>
>
> *一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
> One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
> main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
> three-dimensional traffic bridge;
>
>
> *一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
> One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
> suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus
> for two hours;
>
>
> *一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
> One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
> that the bomb remote control was stolen;
>
>
> *一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
> One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
> but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
> Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
>
>
> *一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有?新聞
> 報 導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
> One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
> of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
> even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
> the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false
> victory and was executed
> (this is the most pathetic!);
>
>
> *一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
> One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
> the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
> (containing the bomb) from him;
>
>
> *一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
> 黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
> One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
> later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the
> result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
> fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
>
>
> *後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
> Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
> but she was cheated into prostitution!
>
>
> 最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
> Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
> world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!
住戶編號:2418082
檢舉原因
心情: 
