A new technology enables plants to call when they need to be watered. In the future, we won't be suprised people answer calls form their plants. "Hello, this is your Rose calling. I am in desparate in need of water. Please keep me hydrated"
A 9 months pregnant woman went to the an American Idol contestant's audition in the hope becoming the next American idol. She sang her best while she was having contractions. She went into labor that day and had a baby boy.
Gee, admire her perseverance. She made it to the second run.