Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with... 週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了... =========================================================================================================
"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 [:o?] "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway." 「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 [:P] "So why not today? Please!" 「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 "OK, but listen carefully." 「好吧,你仔細聽著!」 "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識, In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結, Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. 那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料, [:E] When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. 當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, [:~] Since it was too late to cancel or delete, 因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus." 就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」[:((] [:|]~~~~~