MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT! 挖塞!該減肥了!摳不到屁股了...... THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME! 早上散步累死了! Hey...gimme my BALL back. ㄟ!把球還給我! I said, Go to sleep! 乖,喔喔睏!睡覺! Nice doggie...GOOD boy 狗兒乖...乖寶寶 A little power nap... 好好打個盹兒.... Sleeping in again ... 又睡了.... WHAT PETS DO WHEN WE'RE AT WORK. 主人忙活時,寵物們幹啥 洗刷刷! 洗刷刷! 才不要像智明那般被拔牙了. 賭能致富? 別傻了. 好涼爽ㄚ! 實在熱的受不了了,別笑我. 我準備好了! 真的!酒會亂性. 找不到餐盤,沒晚餐吃了. 限制級的,不要看啦! 這是誰的尾巴! 哼!來ㄚ!咬不到!咬不到! 喝多了 如此便可省略不刷牙 HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY? 你今天笑了嗎? It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward. 把你的嘴角往上翹起來 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.............. 我示範給你看.... NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!! 請把相片轉寄給其他人,讓別人也樂一樂!!! Just in case nobody has smiled at you today. 萬一今天沒人對你微笑——我來對你笑....喔!不!您對鏡子笑