TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
老師: Maria,在地圖里找南美洲~
MARIA: Here it is.
MARIA: 在這裡~
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
老師: 答對ㄌ~那同學們,是誰發現南美洲的?
CLASS: Maria.
學生: MARIA --"
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
老師: John,為什ㄇ你在地板上做數學題?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
JOHN: 是你叫我不要用"桌子"做丫!
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
老師: GLENN,給我鱷魚ㄉ英文拼音~
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that s wrong
老師: 不對..你答錯ㄌ~
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
GLENN: 或許我真ㄉ錯ㄌ,可是這就是我ㄉ拼音方式丫~ --"
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
老師: Donald,水ㄉ科學方程式是什ㄇ?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
老師: 你這是在說什ㄇ丫?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it s H to O.
DONALD: 昨天你是說 H to O 丫(正確見解是H20)--"
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn t have ten years ago.
老師: Winnie,試舉出一件我們在10年前所沒有但在今天非常重要ㄉ物件~
WINNIE: Me!
WINNIE: 我! --"
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
老師: Glen,為什ㄇ你每天都那ㄇ骯髒?
GLEN: Well, I m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
GLEN: 因為我比老師你還更靠近土地~ --"
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
老師: Millie,用 " I "作為開始,給我造一ㄍ句子.
MILLIE: I is...
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
老師: Millie,那是不對ㄉ...應該是" I am "
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
MILLIE: 好ㄉ..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."(我是第9ㄍ英文字母) --"
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn t punish him?
老師: 華盛頓承認他斬斷ㄌ父親ㄉ樹可是他並沒有被父親責罵! Louis,你知道為什ㄇ嗎?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
LOUIS: 因為他手裡還握著斧頭 --"
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
老師: Simon,老實告訴我,你在吃飯前有禱告嗎?
SIMON: No sir, I don t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
SIMON: 沒有~我並不需要這樣做,因為我媽廚藝不錯 --"
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother s. Did you copy his?
老師: Clyde, 你那篇 "我ㄉ狗" 作文和你哥ㄉ一模一樣! 你是不是抄襲啦?!
CLYDE: No, teacher, it s the same dog.
CLYDE: 才沒有勒老師..那是因為我們寫ㄉ是同一隻狗 --"
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
老師: Harold,有些人就算別人不想聽,他們卻還是講ㄍ不停! 我們該怎稱呼他們呢?
HAROLD: A teacher
HAROLD: 老師 --"
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