1.---Waiter! Your fingers are in my soup.
---Don t worry Ma am. It s not hot.
2.---Knock, knock.
---Who s there?
---Boo.
---Boo who?
---Don t cry. It s only a joke!
3.---Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing green hairy monsters with horrible faces.
---Have you seen a psychologist?
---No, just green hairy mosters with horrible faces.
4.---Teacher:Jane, if you have ten candies and Oscar asks you for one and Jackie asks you for two, how many candiesdo you have left?
---Jane:Ten!
5.---There s this pilot flying happily along in his plane, right? when suddenly one of his engines catches fire. He looks out of the window and all he can see is the fire. Wow! Terrible. He shouts "mayday! mayday!" into his radio, you know, to ask for help. so a voice on the radio goes "This is the control tower. Please state your height and your position." And the pilot goes "I m about 5 foot 9 and I m sitting down."
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