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篇名: 三字經 (爆笑!)
作者: ☜星語☞ 紫 日期: 2008.02.04  天氣:  心情:

人之初: At the beginning of life.
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠: But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷: Sex will leave you..
教之道: The way of learning it
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學: If you don't study hard,
斷機杼: Your Dick will become useless.


竇燕山: Dou, the Famous
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子: All his five son took it
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰: their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學: You may refuse to study this
非所宜: But that is a real mistake
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged


玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不學: If you don't learn sex,
不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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