Two men, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a big store when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says,"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
一老一少的兩名男子推著購物車逛大賣場，推車相撞。老的對年輕的說：「對不起，
我在找我老婆，沒認真看路。」年輕男子回答：「沒關係。我也在找老婆卻找不到，
有點心急。」
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
老人家說：「我們可以互相幫忙找，你老婆長什麼樣子？」
The young guy says, "She's 24 years old, tall and thin, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
年輕人說：「今年24歲，身材瘦高，金色頭髮留很長，藍色眼睛大大的，胸部豐滿，
穿白色熱褲、繞頸小可愛但沒穿內衣。你老婆的長相呢？」
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours."
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