今天工作一整天
晚上10點多才下班
騎著小ㄅㄨㄅㄨ
在夜黑風高視線不佳的馬路上奔馳
突然從某個巷弄衝出一輛逆向行駛的腳踏車
是個看似學生的年輕人
他身手靈活地閃過魔女摩托車繼續前行
但這傢伙不知道魔女已經被他嚇得魂飛魄散

這已經不是第一次發生了
是怎樣啦
騎腳踏車可以不用遵守交通規則嗎
到時候出人命誰負責啦
很氣人耶

政府鼓勵大家做環保的同時
是不是也應該加強宣導騎車安全守則與規範呢
特別是針對那些搞不清楚狀況的學生族群和年長者
真的應該好好教育一下

(明天冬至，今天有客人請吃湯圓，剛好可以壓壓驚~~)

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is......

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my......

(together)Bicycle races are coming your way So forget all your duties
oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls They'll be riding today So look out for those
beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle I want a bicycle race(Ding...)

Hey
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't want to be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
'cos all I wanna do is......

Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c'mon) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like