Rule 7:Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they now are.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8:Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they ave abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9ife is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10.電視並非真實的人生。在真實的世界裡,人們得離開咖啡廳去工作。
Rule 10:Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11.友善的對待討厭鬼,你可能最後會為其中一個人工作。
Rule 11:Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.