Subject: MARRIAGE
外國網路文章，我覺得有意思，所以翻譯給大家看，但作者文筆不中立，且可能是受到女方的很大傷害而執筆，我們看看就好…
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence...(a life sentence).
婚姻不是一個字，是一句生活句！
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
婚姻是愛，愛是盲目的，所以婚姻是為盲目而設立的制度.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degreee and the woman gets her masters. 婚姻是愛一個制度，是男人失去學士級別而女人獲得博士級別.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
婚姻是一個三戒指的環形交叉狀：訂婚、結婚、面對痛苦.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
婚姻生活充滿剌激和沮喪：婚姻初期男說女聽，次年女說男聽，第三年開始男女都要說，但卻是鄰居在聽…
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
結婚就像跟朋友去餐廳用餐. 你點自己想吃的，當你看到別人的，你希望要相同的…
7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
兒子：結婚要花多少錢？
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
父親：兒子我不知道，因我還在繼續付錢….
8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
兒子：是真的嗎爸？我聽說在大陸，男人到結了婚才知道太太是誰….
父親：兒子，這種事到處都是，到處都是！
9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
愛是一個甜美而長久的夢，婚姻是鬧鐘.
10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after
marriage...it is self defense. 人常說當戀愛時牽愛人的手是愛，緍後是自衛。
11. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each
other, but still they stay together. 婚後男女是各一面的銅版。不能正視面對，但卻在一 起…
12. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure for one thing...either
the car is new or the wife is. 當丈夫為太太開車門時，能確定的是：車子是新的，或太太
是新的！
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