Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美國小姐:美國的男性器官象紳士。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象賊。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)