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作者: 我真的很怕會放音樂的日記 日期: 2009.06.14  天氣:  心情:

昨天聽到學妹跟我講最近PTT很紅的PO文

講完之後 我笑的快斷氣了

今天找到那篇PO文

PO上來分享一下^^

(當過兵的男生應該更能體會吧XD)

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國軍製造武器真的是第一名
                                                                               
當初高裝檢我們連上被抽到
                                                                               
後參官點完之後  77多一台
                                                                               
連長瘋掉了
                                                                               
{怎麼會多一台!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
{去你媽的通信負責人,把這台77給我弄消失!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
{啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
                                                                               
連長高潮了



                                                                               
化學官這時再補一槍
                                                                               
                                                                               
[報告連長,有一包化學面具袋裡面是裝乖乖........沒有防毒面具]
                                                                                                                                                               
{乖乖!!!!!!!!!!!!!化學負責人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
{我去你媽的乖乖!!!!!!你要把面具給我生出來!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
{你們這群天兵!!!!!!我肏你媽的乖乖!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
{啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
                                                                               
                                                                               
連長又丟了
                     
                                                         
                                                                               
兵工官再捅一刀
                                                                               
[報告連長,你們65k2少了兩把]
                                                                               
                                                                               
連長不說話了
                                                
                                
                                                                               
這件事到了晚上
                                                                               
我們的發財車回來了
                                                                               
載了4塊大塊的保麗龍
                                                                               
連長把木工跟化學跟兵工負責人叫過來
                                                                               
{我不管,這些保麗龍給你們,你們給我生出東西來}
                                                                               
                                                                               
我遠遠的看到化學負責人在防空地上挖洞,旁邊還擺著那台多出來的77
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
在一個晚上,我們連上製造出來兩把65k2,一具防毒面具
                                                                               
還去買了快6000塊的廣告顏料
                                                                               
松香水用了快兩桶
                                                                               
                                                                               
當天我站兩點四的哨
                                                                               
兵工負責人在外面抽菸
                                                                               
[喂,阿翔,你的槍是做好沒]我問他
                                                                               
[幹你娘,一點都不像,死定了]他快哭出來了
                                                                               
                                                                               
[拿來看看]我跟他說
                                                                               
他拿給我一把很像在上軍訓課用的木槍,不過整把是黑的
                                                                               
[挖幹~連粘孔你都有做耶]我一扳,斷了
                                                                               
[幹,你很機掰耶]阿翔超緊張
                                                                               
[沒差啦,你穩的]
                                                                               
[穩的????]
                                                                               
[穩死的]
                                                                               
[幹你娘]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
當天裝撿時,裝檢官一把拿起來那把假的
                                                                               
試瞄了一下
                                                                               
[做多久?] 問兵工負責人
                                                                               
[一個晚上] 阿翔快跪下來了
                                                                               
                                                                               
[為什麼沒有粘孔]
                                                                               
[被他玩斷了,來不及買強力膠] 阿翔指著我
                                                                               
                                                                               
最後兵工竟然零缺失過關


                                                                               
                                                                               
化學的就很慘
                                                                               
他一直跟裝檢官說他做的那是真的化學面具
                                                                               
[你看嘛,可以戴啊,你看嘛]
                                                                               
[這算甚麼重大缺失嘛,幹咧]
                                                                               
最後鬧到參謀主任那邊,參謀主任給他扛起來才沒事
                                                                               
                                                                               
國軍超屌!!!!!!!!!

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時間:2009-06-16 13:34
他, 42歲,新北市,交通/運輸
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作者回覆說[2009-06-19 10:09]:

感覺是很多天兵在當兵

 
時間:2009-06-15 16:50
他, 46歲,基隆市,服務
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作者回覆說[2009-06-19 10:08]:

真糟糕

感覺都打不到敵人嘛~"~

 
時間:2009-06-15 00:55
他, 45歲,台北市,服務
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作者回覆說[2009-06-19 10:08]:

火影忍者!?

哪時候可以拿出來看啊?

 
時間:2009-06-14 23:39
他, 49歲,台北市,資訊
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作者回覆說[2009-06-15 00:10]:

這標題應該算是反諷吧^^



給我們一個讚!