I think the best one is j & k~~

a)BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

b)GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

c)GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

d)GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

e)GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

f)BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

g)BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

h)SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

i)MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

j)WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

  HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

k)MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

l)Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".