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* Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡.
* Love the neighbor. But don t get caught.
愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓到.
* One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,牠們是如此美味...
* 「Your future depends on your dreams.」So go to sleep.
「現在的夢想決定著你的將來.」所以還是睡覺吧.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.
* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片,需要黑暗來培養.(老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈!)
* Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩.
* Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都應該結婚,畢竟，快樂不是生活中唯一的追求.
* The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不結婚,一旦結婚就不聰明了.
* 「Work fascinates me.」I can look at it for hours!
「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好幾個小時(發呆).
* 「Hard work never killed anybody.」But why take the risk?
「努力工作不會死的!」不過何必冒那個險呢?
* Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是相對的,他帶來很多親戚.
* Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
別等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧.
* There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新的一天。
* Money is not everything. There s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是一切的,這世上還有信用卡...哇哈哈哈..MEI
* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就像鐵絲網,它保衛了領土,但不妨礙視線.
* God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,感謝上帝在選擇朋友方面,給我們留了餘地.
* When two s company, three s the result!
兩個人作伴，結果就變成了三個人!
* The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.So why bother to learn.
學得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘記得越多;忘記得越多,知道得越少.幹嘛費那個勁去學? |
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