一閃一閃派大星
Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star
我自己做三明治
I made myself a sandwhich
我媽咪叫我大呆
My mommy named it Fred
好吃豆豆跟培根
It tastes beans and bacon
好難聞的惡臭味
And smelles like it's been dead
寫詩有夠難 我就用尖尖的鉛筆
Writing is hard so I used a pointy pencil
尖尖 尖尖 尖尖
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy
尖尖 尖尖 尖尖
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy
好噁 什麼臭味那麼臭
P.U., what's that horrible smell? Drum solo!(Drum Solo)
我的大頭也是尖尖的
I have a head,It ends in a point
尖尖 尖尖 尖尖
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy
尖尖 尖尖 尖尖
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy
這首歌唱完了
This song is over
剩下最後一句
except for this line
你贏了0拉 花椰菜
You win this round, Broccoli!