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篇名: 青蛙公主
作者: 中庸	日期: 2012.02.22　　天氣: 　心情:

一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。

一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」

他四處張望，卻四下無人。

當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。

他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。

老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」

將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。

老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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英文故事

A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, Pick me up.

He looked around and couldn t see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, Pick me up.

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, Are you talking to me?

The frog said, Yes, I m talking to you.

Pick me up then, kiss me and I ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!

! Th! e man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, What, are you nuts? Didn t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, Nah, at my age I d rather have a! t! alking frog.

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