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篇名: need to wear
作者: DC Slicker 日期: 2013.05.20  天氣:  心情:
steel plate boots tomorrow, cos shit is getting deeper and deeper. Secondly, tomorrow is the pay day; if fat boy slim pay check drops on my toes,  it would crush my entire foot.
Dammit, no workman's comp as a consultant.  I better protect myself first.
My friend Meagan didn't win the 590 Million of Powerball. She promised me she would fly me to Paris for a romantic and intimate dinner.  I ask her if she is willing to  take her cube mate Jeniffer as the third wheel. To my surprise, Jeniffer doesn't wanna be the third wheel; she wanna a Threesome instead.
Ooh well, no threesome and not even an Onesome for me.  I will eat salad for dinner tomorrow.
Thank God, Memorial weekend is coming.  I need vacations.

Are there any Sugar Mamas available?  If not, sugar-coated mama will do.   I am lowering my bars now.     
 
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