這是美國 主持人 Andy Rooney 對 40 歲以上的女人的看法:
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> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
> 隨著年齡增長, 我越來越 珍惜 40歲以上的女人
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> Here are just a few reasons why:
> 為什麼呢?
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> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
> 40 歲以上的女人 不會在半夜 把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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> "What are you thinking?"
> 你在想什麼?
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> She doesn t care what you think.
> 她才不在乎 你在想什麼。
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> If a woman over 40 doesn t want to watch the game,
> 40歲以上的女人 如果不想看球賽
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> she doesn t sit around whining about it.
> 她不會坐在你旁邊 抱怨東抱怨西
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> She does something she wants to do, and it s usually more interesting.
> 她會去做 她想做的、更有趣的事情
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> Women over 40 are dignified.
> 40歲以上的女人 穩重自持
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> They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
> 不會在歌劇院 或高級餐廳裡
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> or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
> 跟你大呼小叫
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> Of course, if you deserve it, they won t hesitate to shoot you
> 當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能 神不知鬼不覺地
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> if they think they can get away with it.
> 一槍把你給斃了。
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> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
> 熟女 不吝於讚美 (不管是不是 實至名歸)
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> They know what it s like to be unappreciated.
> 因為她們 親身體驗過 被忽略的滋味
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> Women get psychic as they age.
> 女人越老越通靈
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> You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
> 你永遠不需要 向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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> Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
> 只要能夠對皺紋 視而不見
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> a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
> 40歲以上的女人 遠比年輕美眉性感
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> Older women are forthright and honest.
> 熟女 直接又誠實
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> They ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, or if you are acting like one.
> 如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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> You don t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
> 你完全 不需要傷腦筋 揣摩她的心意
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> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
> 40歲以上的女人 有很多優點
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> Unfortunately, it s not reciprocal.
> 40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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> For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
> 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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> there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
> 就有一個 禿頭凸肚 的熟男
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> making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
> 厚臉皮地跟 小他20歲的美眉調情
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> Ladies, I apologize.
> 女士們，請容許我在這兒
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> For all those men who say,
> 幫妳們說句公道話 :
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> "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
> 那些說 只想喝免費的牛奶 而不願買頭母牛回家 的男人
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> here s an update for you.
> 實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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> Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
> 今天有 80% 的女人寧願不結婚
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> Why?
> 為什麼呢?
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> Because women realize it s not worth buying an entire pig
> 因為她們 終於發現 不需要 為了一根香腸
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> just to get a little sausage!
> 買回 整隻豬 !
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