1.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
婚姻是在天堂製成的。但，然後祂又製成了雷和電。
2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
如果你想要你的妻子嚴格地注意聽你說的每一句話，在你的睡夢中說吧！
3.Marriage is grand, divorce is at least 100 grand!
結婚是偉大的，離婚則至少有100倍偉大的！
4.Married life is very frustrating. 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens, 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens, 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
婚姻生活是非常令人沮喪。第一年的婚姻，男子說女子聽，第二年，女子說男子聽， 第3年，他們都說，鄰居們聽。
5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
當一個人為他的妻子打開他的車大門，可以肯定的一件事：要嘛車是新的，不然妻子是新的。
6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
婚姻是一個男人和女人合為一個人。麻煩在他們嘗試決定婚姻是屬哪一個人時，就開始了。
7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
婚前，男子將會整個晚上 清醒地躺著思考/聽妳說。婚後，他將會在妳說完前睡著。
8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife, unless you convert to Islam.
每個人都希望有一個妻子是美麗，理解，經濟的，和一個很好的廚師。但是，法律允許只有一個妻子，除非你皈依伊斯蘭教.
9.Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry, that is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
婚姻和愛情是純粹的化學問題，這就是為什麼妻子對待丈夫就像對待有毒廢料。
10.A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
男人是不成熟的，直到他結婚了。婚後，他則是結束了。
Bonus Commandment 十戒附言：
A long-married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too far, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled "It really works!".
一對久婚夫婦走到一個許願井。妻子俯身，許了一個願並扔了1美分。丈夫也決定許一個願。但是，他俯身太過，落入許願井淹死。妻子驚了一會兒，然後微微一笑： “這許願真的有效！” 。
Ten Commandments: 十戒
in the Bible, the rules of behaviour which God gave to Israel through Moses
聖經中，上帝經由摩西給以色列人的行為規則。
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