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篇名: Good Wife 賢妻
作者: 響尾蛇 日期: 2011.10.09  天氣:  心情:


Good Wife 賢妻


 After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day


and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa


bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night


with a hot 23-year-old girl.


 結婚後40年,有一天,我仔細看著我的妻子,

說:“40年前我們有一間便宜的房子,


 一部破車,睡在一張沙發床上,看著一台10英寸的黑白電視機,


 但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。


 Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a


large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me


that you're not holding up your side of things."


 現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家,一部 $35,000.00車,


 張漂亮的大床和一台大影幕電視,但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。


 對我而言,我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“


 My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot


23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living


in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a


10-inch black and white TV.


 我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。她叫我出去找一個今年23歲的辣妹,


 她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子,開著一部破車,


 睡在一張沙發床,看著一台10英寸的黑白電視。


 Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.


 老女人不偉大嗎?他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。

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