繼上篇[老外學中文]的笑文之後,而近日南京青奧組委公佈了六條青奧會備選口號.據說其中Day Day Up(天天向上)竟赫然在列!讓人跌破眼鏡,啼笑皆非.那麼還有哪些讓外國人目瞪口呆,讓中國人忍俊不禁的中式英語在民間流傳呢?
1.We two who and who !
咱倆誰跟誰啊!
2.How are you? How old are you?
怎麼是你?怎麼老是你?
3.You have seed.I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up !
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們! 一起上!
4.As far as you go to die!
有多遠死多遠!
5.Hello,everybody ! If you have something to say then say! If you have nothing to say go home!
有事起奏,無事退朝!
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You give stop!
你給我站住!
8.know is know,noknow is noknow
知之為知之 不知為不知
9.watch sister
表妹
10.dragon born dragon ,chicken bron chicken ,mouse son can make hole!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11.I give you face you don t wanna face ,you lose your face .I trun my face.
給你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die.
車禍現場描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走過路過不要錯過
15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too !
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money ,I have no If you want life I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條
17.I call Li old big toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25.
18.you have two down son.
你有兩把刷子
19.good good study, day day up!
好好學習,天天向上
20.open the door see mountain.
開門見山
21.five flowers eight doors
五花八門
22.people mountain people sea
人山人海
23.Un-ding-able
頂不住
24.You go see see
你去看看
25.Moon under old man
月下老人
26.many people die no see you die
多人死唔見你死
27.die away.
死開
28.Ask what ask!問什麼問
see what see!看什麼看
laugh what laugh! 笑什麼笑!
29.If you no three no four,I give you some color to see see!
如果你不三不四,我給你顏色看看!
30.Have one leg with somebody.
跟某人有一腿.
31.What thing?
什麼事?
32.Two breasts
二奶
33.pack two breasts
包二奶
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