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篇名: 40歲以上的女人
作者: 窗間小語:流星雨瓶中軒~ 日期: 2011.03.09  天氣:  心情:
這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上 的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長 , 我越來越珍惜 40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的 女人不會在半夜把你吵醒 , 然後問你 :

"What are you thinking?"
你在想什麼 ?

She doesn t care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn t want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

she doesn t sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在 你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it s usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌 劇院或高級餐廳裡

or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟 你大呼小叫

Of course, if you deserve it, they won t hesitate to shoot you
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

if they think they can get away with it.
一槍把你給斃了。

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 ( 不管是不是實至名歸 )

They know what it s like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老 越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需 要向 40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直 接又誠實

They ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是 蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it s not reciprocal.
40 歲以上的男人呢 ?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一 個 性感、迷人的40 歲以上的女人

there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個 禿頭凸肚的熟男

making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情

Ladies, I apologize.
女士們,請容許我在這兒

For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話 :

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費 的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here s an update for you.
實在是太 搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天 有 80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢 ?

Because women realize it s not worth buying an entire pig
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸

just to get a little sausage!
買回整隻豬!
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