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篇名: 老外翻譯的三字經
作者: 我想 日期: 2008.12.24  天氣:  心情:

人之初: At the beginning of life,




性本善: Sex is good.




性相近: Basically, all the sexes are the same.




習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.




苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,




性乃遷: Sex will leave you.




教之道: The way of learning it:




貴以專: It is very important to make love with only




one person.




昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng




擇鄰處: Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.




子不學: If you don't learn,




斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.




竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,




有義方: Owned a very effective medicinal formula.




教五子: All his five sons took it.




名俱揚: And their sexual prowess were well-known.




養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,




父之過: It is all your fault.




教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with sex,




師之惰: it must be due to the laziness of the teacher.




子不學: You may refuse to study this,




非所宜: But that is a real mistake.




幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,




老何為: You will lose your ability when you grow old.




玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,




不成器: It won't become hard and strong.




人不學: If you don't learn sex,




不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.



 

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