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篇名: 老外翻譯的三字經
作者: 我想	日期: 2008.12.24　　天氣: 　心情:

人之初： At the beginning of life,

性本善： Sex is good.

性相近： Basically, all the sexes are the same.

習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.

苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,

性乃遷： Sex will leave you.

教之道： The way of learning it:

貴以專： It is very important to make love with only

one person.

昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處： Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學： If you don't learn,

斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.

竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,

有義方： Owned a very effective medicinal formula.

教五子： All his five sons took it.

名俱揚： And their sexual prowess were well-known.

養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,

父之過： It is all your fault.

教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with sex,

師之惰： it must be due to the laziness of the teacher.

子不學： You may refuse to study this,

非所宜： But that is a real mistake.

幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,

老何為： You will lose your ability when you grow old.

玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器： It won't become hard and strong.

人不學： If you don't learn sex,

不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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