who was it who wrote of the miserable town Where the girls were too boisterous and the boys were too girlsterous, was it Damon Runyon, Or could it have been John Bunyan? Well anyhow, that author had a gifted pen; Because who would want to live in a world where the men all thought like women and the women all thought like men? No,no,kind sirs, I will take all my hard-earned money, And I will bet it on the nose of the tribe whose men and women continue to think each other are funny.