Knut (THE polar bear cub from Berlin Zoo), says "Whoa whoa whoa!!! You wanna what?! Euthanatize me?!?!?! Excuse me!? Duh?!
What makes you think that I wouldn't have made it even without your "RESCUE" at first place?! Don't you know there's a thing called "MIRACLE"?! Put me to sleep?! Thank you, but humm... HELL NO!!! You sleep first!!!"
(Narrator wannabe wispering "Huh, duh?! Didn't you just use "could've, would've, should've..."?! Ain't that quite obvious already?!")