明天就是情人節了
Tomorrow is Valentine s Day
在這全球化的時代，或許你剛好認識個說英文的外國朋友
In this age of globalization,you may jsut have a friend spreaking english
然而你或許完全不知道該如何向她表白
However you may have no idea about how to declare to her
所幸你即時看到這篇文章
Fortunately,you see the article immediately
下面的對話會告訴該怎麼做
The following dialogue will tell how to do it
男孩一言不發望著遠方
The boy just close his mouth and look at the distance
女孩終於開口了
The gril finally speak
女孩：你電話裡說有重要事情要跟我說，到底什麼事？
Gril：You said me on the phone that you get some important things to tell to me.So...What`s up
五分鐘過去了，男孩啥也沒說就望著遠方
Five minutes gone,the boy speak nothing but still looked at the distance
忽然他熄掉手中的煙猛然說
Suddenly he put off the smoke and said
男孩：馬的！操！我她嗎的在幹啥啊我。我想說的是....我們可以在一起嗎？
Boy：God！damned！What i am fucking doing man！What i am trying to tell you is....Would we be together？
女孩：但是我們不過才認識幾個月！
Gril：But we just meet eacher other for couple months
男孩：老實說是二個半月又三天
Boy：Frankly it is two half months and more then three days
但是我發現我過去30年的人生都浪費掉了，直到當我遇見你
However i just figured it out.I guess i have wasted my passing 30 years life,until i meet you
妳就是上蒼給我這輩子最好的禮物
You are the most precious gift God gived
每當我見到妳我彷彿就看見太陽
As i see you just as seeing my sun
每當妳離去我的心總有一部分也隨妳而去
Every times you gone away you had take a part of me
如果我說….
If i would said….
我…我能有這榮幸照顧妳的餘生……
I…May I have the honor for taking care the rest of your life……
妳…會同意嗎
Would you…say yes?
女孩：我不知道……
Gril：I don`t know……
我只能告訴你……
There is only one thing i can say….
馬的婊子，妳還在等什麼！還不趕快滾過來吻我！！！！！
Fucking！Bitch！What you waiting for！Just give me a kiss！！！！！
又啟
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Please attend the actual needs
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