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英中笑話一則

Jews and Chinese doing business

猶太人和中國人做生意

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A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

一個中國人要跟猶太人
買38尺寸的黑色胸罩

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman,

says that black bras are rare and that he is finding

it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.

Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them
.
猶太人以擅於經商聞名說黑色胸罩很少

很難找所以一個要美金50元

The Chinese buys 25 pairs.

中國人買了25件

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

幾天後中國人回來找猶太人，這次訂50件

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder

to get and charges him $60.00 each
.
猶太人說這更難一件要60美金

The Chinese returns a month later

and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50,

and this time for $75.00 each.
一個月後

中國人又回來買50件

這次一件要75美金

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand f

or black bras and asks the Chinese,

please tell me:

What do you do with all these black bras

猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求

就問中國人你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?

The Chinese answers: I cut them in half and

sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.

中國人回答說我把它剪成一半，

作成猶太人帶的小帽子，
一個200美金賣給猶太人