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篇名: 猶太人和中國人做生意
作者: 中庸 日期: 2012.07.22  天氣:  心情:
一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩。

猶太人以擅於經商聞名,說黑色胸罩很少很難找所以一個要美金50元。

中國人買了25件。


幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件。

猶太人說這更難一件要60美金。

一個月後,中國人又回來買50件這次一件要75美金。

猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求,就問中國人你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?

中國人回答說:「我把它剪成一半,作成猶太人帶的小帽子,再以一個200美金賣給猶太人。」




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猶太人和中國人做生意 笑話原文

A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.! 00 for them.

The Chinese buys 25 pairs.


 

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?

The Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.
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