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篇名: 靈魂伴侶 = 你渾蛋伴侶!!
作者: 窩愛蠶豆酥 日期: 2013.06.19  天氣:  心情:
我好毒喔 [)-D]
隔了一天後,我寫了下面這篇回信給那個老外女騙子,

我英文不好,所以解釋一下我想寫啥!!

請她先定義一下她所謂的靈魂伴侶是何義?
然後告訴她我認為的靈魂伴侶是永不見面的朋友(例如網友),
因為永不見面所以可以無話不談(這是一個引) [=D]

然後問她對於她將有30天的假期有何計畫?
陪伴家人嗎?
減輕個幾磅?
或著是做些整容手術?
當她回到辦公室時,她的同事一定會很驚豔!!


下面是我回信的全文:

Hi !!

Nice to hear form you.

Well !! What do you think about soul mate?
Could you define the meaning of soul mate?

I think the so-called soul mate is a good friend you will ever meet.
Just as a friend on the Internet.
So we can talk about anything without embarrassment.
Isn t that great.
Thank you for taking me as a soul mate.

BTW, That is a great news you have 30 days vacation.
What is your plan?
Spend time with your family would be a good idea.
Do some exercise, lose a few pounds,
Maybe have some aesthetic surgery.
Your colleagues will be amazed for you, when you go back.
Isn t that wonderful?
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