妻子的三項優點
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
一位單身漢新婚時，妻子有三項優點：在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，可是秩序有點變動：在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。
許願井
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
一對夫妻來到一座許願井。丈夫靠過去，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!
妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去，掉下井，被淹死了。丈夫呆了一回，然後笑著說："真靈驗。"
結婚周年
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太："結婚周年紀念，你想去那裡"
She said, Somewhere I have never been!
她說："那裡都可以，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說："廚房怎麼樣？"
快樂時光
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour?
在二十五周年紀念時，一位太太提醒她的丈夫："你還記得你向我求婚的那天，我被打動得無法說話長達一小時？"
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
丈夫回答： "是的，親愛的，那是我一生中最快樂的時光。"
手拉手
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
我們時常都手拉手。如果放開，她就會去購物了。
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