主旨: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
"Well, my child, someday I ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad s memory stick.
那時你媽從我的隨身硬碟下載一些資料，
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們產生了一個病毒。」
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*揭**秘**各國**的**實力*
***(**The Secret Strength of the Nations**)*
*美國的實力：想打誰，就打誰。*
*American: Attacks anyone I want to attack.*
*英國的實力：美國打誰，我就打誰。*
*British: Attacks anyone America attacks.*
*中國的實力：誰打我，我就打誰。*
*Chinese: Attacks the one who attacked me.*
*以色列的實力：誰心裡想打我，我就**打誰。*
*Israeli: Attacks the one who considers to attack me.*
*日本的實力：誰打我，我就讓美國打**誰。*
*Japanese: I let America attack the one who attacked me.*
*南韓的實力：誰打我，我就和美國一** **塊演習。*
*South Korean: Anyone attacks me, I’ll drill with the Americans.*
*北朝鮮的實力：誰讓我心裡不痛快，** **我就打南韓。*
*North Korean: Anyone annoys me, I’ll attack South Korea . *
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**台灣的實力：沒人打我，我就自己**打自己。*
*Taiwan: If no one attacks me, I’ll attack myself.*
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