What do you get when you fall in love ?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That s what you get for all your trouble
I ll never fall in love again
I ll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a guy ?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he ll never phone you
I ll never fall in love again (don t you know)
I ll never fall in love again
Don t tell me what is all about
Cause I ve been there and I m glad I m out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love ?
You only get lies, pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I ll never fall in love again
I ll never fall in love again
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love ?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That s what you get for your devotion
I ll never fall in love again
I ll never fall in love again