A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up.

He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '

He looked in the water and there,
floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, ' Are you talking to me? '

The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you.
 
Pick me up then, kiss me and
I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious
and jealous because I will be your bride! '

The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, ' What, are you nuts?
Didn ' t you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog.