[=D] What those words on yearly performance revews REALLY mean... [=D]

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office...
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit...
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS -Spends lots of time on phone...
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date...
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot...
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does...
7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses...
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision...
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS -Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL -Speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL -A nit picker...
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES -Is tall or has a louder voice...
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky...
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes...
15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber...
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else...
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys...
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets woork on time...
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk...

Hope everyone have a GOOD WEEKEND!!! Miss & Love You Guys Around Here~~~

Piz... My workmates in Tutoring playing BOWLING!!!