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篇名: THE WORD FUCK
作者: 老虎哥 Fantasy. 日期: 2007.10.16  天氣:  心情:


HISTORY OF

THE WORD FUCK


Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word
fuck

Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the single one referred to as the "f-word
"

It's the one magical word

Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love

Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany

Fuck from German's "fliechen " which mean
to strike

In English,
fuck folds into many grammatical categories

As a transital verb for instance,
"John fucked Shirley "

As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks
"

It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as;
John's doing all the fucking work

As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much ", as an adverb enhancing an adjective;
Shirley is fucking beautiful

As a noun; "I don't give a fuck
"

As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely " or "in-fucking-credible
"

Or as almost every word in a sentence : "fuck the fucking fuckers !
"

As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word fuck,as in these examples used as the following words;

- fraud :
 "I got fucked
"                                          

- trouble : "I guess I'm really fucked now
"                   

- dismay : "Oh, fuck it ! "                                             

- aggresion : "don't fuck with me, buddy ! "                          

- difficulty : "I don't understand this fucking question
"      

- inquery : "who the fuck was that ?
"                            

- dissatisfaction : "I don't like what the fuck is going on here
"            

- incompetence : "he's a fuck-off !
"                                                  

- dismissal : "why don't you go outside and fuck yourself ?
"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples

With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word ?

Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech

It will identify the quality of your character immediately

Say it loudly and proudly :


FUCK YOU
!
FUCK YOU
!
FUCK YOU
!
FUCK YOU !
FUCK YOU !
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時間:2008-07-29 09:28
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時間:2007-12-29 16:10
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時間:2007-10-22 00:50
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作者回覆說[2007-10-22 00:54]:

你看看......老虎 都都年紀一把了 還這麼幼稚

打好後看了一便還真覺得自己童心未泯

瞎阿

瞎阿

老虎 剛剛殺的片甲不留這段刪去了

因為自己都覺得那幾個字熱血到幼稚

但沒辦法

想到 弟地 整個心都熱血起來

瞎>"<

 
時間:2007-10-22 00:39
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-22 00:44]:

嗯!身子虛 真的要多注意
老虎 的 弟弟 真的很帥吧︿︿
他很燒包的告訴你

 
時間:2007-10-21 22:17
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-22 00:36]:

剛打了篇日記給我弟弟
他在日本
真是有夠想他的

妳真的要看醫生了

打個一針好了@@

 
時間:2007-10-21 21:56
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-21 21:59]:

天啊! 妳真的是太容易生病了
老虎 發現妳身子真的弱
要好好補一補身子了妳

 
時間:2007-10-21 21:49
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-21 21:50]:

妳真的又感冒了啊!?

 
時間:2007-10-21 21:38
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-21 21:43]:

閉上眼睛

然後

有沒有

有沒有感覺到


嗯! 院長隔空送過去了@@

 
時間:2007-10-21 21:27
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-21 21:29]:

嗯! 那院長幫你泡杯感冒糖漿︿︿

 
時間:2007-10-21 21:16
她, 0歲,新北市,其他
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作者回覆說[2007-10-21 21:19]:

嗯! 院長的專長就吐血

這幾天真的變涼了

等下到庫房

拿些冬季病服

陪院長發給大家穿穿吧︿︿


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