I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. ~ Emo Philips
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it! ~ Emo Philips
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