（一）
Son：Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom：Well, you have done the right thing.
Son：But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
（二）
Wife：What are you doing?
Husband：Nothing
Wife：Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband：I was looking for the expiry date.
（三）
A wife asked her husband：What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied：I like your sense of humor.
（四）
A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
Honey,the woman replied sweetly,I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
住戶編號:1974286
檢舉原因
心情: 
