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篇名: 2008/08/27的日記
作者: 季臨 日期: 2008.08.27  天氣:  心情:
Marriage Humor

(一)
Son:Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom:Well, you have done the right thing.
Son:But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

(二)
Wife:What are you doing?
Husband:Nothing
Wife:Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband:I was looking for the expiry date.

(三)
A wife asked her husband:What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:I like your sense of humor.

(四)
A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
Honey,the woman replied sweetly,I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
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