(一) Son:Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom:Well, you have done the right thing. Son:But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
(二) Wife:What are you doing? Husband:Nothing Wife:Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. Husband:I was looking for the expiry date.
(三) A wife asked her husband:What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied:I like your sense of humor.
(四) A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune? Honey,the woman replied sweetly,I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!