From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到妳的第一眼，我便愛上妳。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了；妳的眼睛打開，我又活過來。
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
也許妳不記得我，沒有關係。
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
當妳仔細看著我，妳就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉，今年25。
（註：今天是 today，那麼今年就是 toyear，至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do make early fuck every day,
so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護妳。
Please come to eat and sleep with me,
or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。
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