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篇名: 2007/12/21的日記
作者: wayne	日期: 2007.12.21　　天氣: 　心情:

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子彈快阿扁更快, 鉛彈無聲無息, 奈何移形大法紋風不動中實已閃移, 星宿老怪嫡傳, 北螟神功無敵

Three Coins In The Foutain. Two Bullets Down The Drain.

So the Swindler-On-The-Roof keeps doing his LPP aka DPP Two-Step. Step 1: cheat to win. Step 2: win to swindle.

He never Dances With The Wolf. He is the wolf. Roman Holiday isn't half the fun of the Treasure Island Adventure by Pirates of the Formosa Sea.

But above all he should be taken out and hung, for the cold-blooded murder of the Mandarin tongue. 偶眠... Heavens, what a sound!

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My friend Pat was often invited to small wine tasting gatherings by a rich friend of hers.

One evening this friend opened a US$2,000-a-bottle wine to entertain guests.

In her typical style, Pat quipped, casually, "don't you think this is all too expensive for next morning's piss?"

She smiled and told me she never got invited again.

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