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篇名: 假裝
作者: Carrie~小丸子	日期: 2007.12.27　　天氣: 　心情:

A couple just started their Lamaze class,
and the husband was required to wear a bag of sand.
The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This does not feel so bad!"

一對夫妻開始上拉梅茲課程，講師要求做丈夫的繫上一個沙袋。
他繫好後站起來，滿不在乎的說：「不會很辛苦嘛!」[8-}]

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

講師故意讓筆掉在地上，要他撿起來。

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant,
the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

他問：「你要我假裝孕婦撿筆, 像我老婆那樣嗎?」[:o?]

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

講師答：「沒錯.」

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife
and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."

他轉身對他老婆說：「親愛的, 幫我撿起來.」[:*]
教室裡其他先生看了哈哈大笑! [:-]

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