對40歲以上的女人的看法
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。
Here are just a few reasons why:
以下是些原因，為什麼呢？
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你：你在想什麼？
She doesn t care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn t want to watch the game, she doesn t sit around you whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
She does something she wants to do, and it s usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、且實際上更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。
Of course, you deserve it, they won t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美，不管是不是實至名歸。
They know what it s like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈。
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forth right and honest.
熟女直接又誠實。
They ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋，她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。
You don t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點。
Unfortunately, it s not reciprocal.
不幸地，這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢？)
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ? here s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ? Because women realize it s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
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