《各國的實力》

MANIFESTATION OF NATIONAL  STRENGTH
1.  美國人的實力：想打誰，就打誰。
American Strength: Fight whoever the  US wants to fight.
2.英國人的實力：美國打誰，我就打誰。
British Strength: Whoever the US   fights, we'll fight also.
3.法國人的實力：誰打我，我就打誰。
French  Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll fight them.
4.俄羅斯的實力：誰罵我，我就打誰。
Russian  Strength: Whoever curse/scol us, we'll fight them.
5.以色列的實力：誰心裡想打我，我就打誰。
Israeli  Strength: Whoever even thinks about fighting us, we'll fight  them.
6.日本人的實力：誰打我，我就讓美國打誰。
Japanese Strength: Whoever fights us,  we'll let the US fight them.
7.中國人的實力：誰打我，我就罵誰。
Chinese Strength: Whoever fights us,  we'll curse them.
8.  台灣人的實力：誰打我，我就叫報紙罵誰。
Taiwanese Strength: Whoever fights  us, we'll instruct our media to curse them.
9.  南韓人的實力：誰打我，我就和美國一塊演習。

10.  北朝鮮的實力：誰讓我心裡不痛快，我就打南韓。
North  Korean Strength: Whoever makes us feel unhappy, we'll fight the South  Koreans.