《各國的實力》
MANIFESTATION OF NATIONAL STRENGTH
1. 美國人的實力:想打誰,就打誰。
American Strength: Fight whoever the US wants to fight.
2.英國人的實力:美國打誰,我就打誰。
British Strength: Whoever the US fights, we'll fight also.
3.法國人的實力:誰打我,我就打誰。
French Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll fight them.
4.俄羅斯的實力:誰罵我,我就打誰。
Russian Strength: Whoever curse/scol us, we'll fight them.
5.以色列的實力:誰心裡想打我,我就打誰。
Israeli Strength: Whoever even thinks about fighting us, we'll fight them.
6.日本人的實力:誰打我,我就讓美國打誰。
Japanese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll let the US fight them.
7.中國人的實力:誰打我,我就罵誰。
Chinese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll curse them.
8. 台灣人的實力:誰打我,我就叫報紙罵誰。
Taiwanese Strength: Whoever fights us, we'll instruct our media to curse them.
9. 南韓人的實力:誰打我,我就和美國一塊演習。
10. 北朝鮮的實力:誰讓我心裡不痛快,我就打南韓。
North Korean Strength: Whoever makes us feel unhappy, we'll fight the South Koreans.